I have thought of some new terminology lately, related to my current state...
1. mombie - sleep-deprived mother of newborn; temporary condition that supposedly improves over time
2. disdressed - the situation a nursing mother finds herself in upon realizing that she cannot wear dresses for several months
3. second breakfast - a meal which hobbits, and newborns, are quite fond of
4. ambidextrimess - what happens when an individual is holding a baby in one arm and proceeding to feed her/his self with his/her non-dominant hand
5. gullaby - the naivete of a parent in thinking that a newborn is really asleep
6. stealth load - the surprising phenomenon that a baby has yet again filled his/her diaper in the 30 seconds since his/her last diaper change
1. mombie - sleep-deprived mother of newborn; temporary condition that supposedly improves over time
2. disdressed - the situation a nursing mother finds herself in upon realizing that she cannot wear dresses for several months
3. second breakfast - a meal which hobbits, and newborns, are quite fond of
4. ambidextrimess - what happens when an individual is holding a baby in one arm and proceeding to feed her/his self with his/her non-dominant hand
5. gullaby - the naivete of a parent in thinking that a newborn is really asleep
6. stealth load - the surprising phenomenon that a baby has yet again filled his/her diaper in the 30 seconds since his/her last diaper change
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