I have thought of some new terminology lately, related to my current state...
1. mombie - sleep-deprived mother of newborn; temporary condition that supposedly improves over time
2. disdressed - the situation a nursing mother finds herself in upon realizing that she cannot wear dresses for several months
3. second breakfast - a meal which hobbits, and newborns, are quite fond of
4. ambidextrimess - what happens when an individual is holding a baby in one arm and proceeding to feed her/his self with his/her non-dominant hand
5. gullaby - the naivete of a parent in thinking that a newborn is really asleep
6. stealth load - the surprising phenomenon that a baby has yet again filled his/her diaper in the 30 seconds since his/her last diaper change
1. mombie - sleep-deprived mother of newborn; temporary condition that supposedly improves over time
2. disdressed - the situation a nursing mother finds herself in upon realizing that she cannot wear dresses for several months
3. second breakfast - a meal which hobbits, and newborns, are quite fond of
4. ambidextrimess - what happens when an individual is holding a baby in one arm and proceeding to feed her/his self with his/her non-dominant hand
5. gullaby - the naivete of a parent in thinking that a newborn is really asleep
6. stealth load - the surprising phenomenon that a baby has yet again filled his/her diaper in the 30 seconds since his/her last diaper change
7 comments:
hahaha!
Hilarious! My favorite is #6. My kids were both pros at that one. If I have another I will definitely be using that term.
So funny and so true. I laughed at all of these. Thanks.
So very true... especially the mombie.
Clever!
I think I'm just getting out of the mombie stage now that my baby is 1. Snuggling a newborn is so fun! Isn't it nice to have older children that are more than happy to help?
very funny! you're clever! I definitely can relate to ALL!
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