The next time you see a man (be he your boss, religious figure, professor, etc.) and he has red marks on his collar, consider this:
Maybe he is not having some risque affair. Perhaps his wife discovered that his dress shirts had been washed and dried with the same load of clothes that included a child's pair of pants with a pocket containing an overlooked red crayon. Thanks, again kids!
6 comments:
I love the child-proof statement, that made me laugh out loud.
You are so funny and creative. And it's true, most parents have had some fiasco with a marker or crayon being washed with their clothes. It ruined a whole load of ours once. Needless to say, I check the pockets more thouroughly now.
ha ha
It's amazing what is able to sneak into laundry when you aren't looking!
That stinks.
I'm always getting marks on clothing as I am horrible at checking pockets. A couple of years ago I had pen marks inside of my dryer and all over the load of laundry. Very frustrating.
I had that crayon incident happen a year ago. I am sorry...
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